The Truth of Advertising

I am the do
In the deuce
The knot in the noose.

The bi in the binary...
Put the laptop on your lap
And the even in the Steven.

I am the op in the opposite
Without me, down cannot get up
I am the or
For every either
The nor
For every neither
Without me
Night cannot follow day.

I put the yin on every yang
I give the knee to your needs
I put the di in the dichotomy.

I morph the power of fact
Into the Power Of Suggestion
POS is more dangerous
Than a platoon of women with PMS
Prove me wrong
And I’ll double your money back.

I would like to dedicate this post to Lord Buckley, George Carlin, and Peter Cook.