ALICE Under Contract

After Alice was uprooted from the Wonderland Velour Gardens and taken "around the town," I received a letter from the John Tenniel VI, the Lewis Carroll School Art Therapist.

Mr. G. Fatmat

Please do not return Alice to the Velour Garden. We are sending you a copy of the Oxford English Dictionary and a bronzed pair of the first shoes you ever wore. Alice is to be forever perched atop the O.E.D. Any adjustment to that location automatically revokes your Graduate Degree in MischMoschology.

Sincerely,
J. Tenniel VI