Boondocks...TEXT ONLY

Riley's hair makes Don King look like he has a crew cut. The girl's hair is bigger than some Third World countries. Her only words get the italic highlight treatment:

You see, Jasmine, information–and the control of it–is power...Those who control information have tremendous power to manipulate the masses. Thus, we must stay vigilant in our pursuit of truth...Which is why I can never, ever tell you the awful truth about Spongebob Squarepants***WHAT ABOUT SPONGEBOB?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Mr. McGruder. The world needs you to make this a better place. We need you to resume fresh daily strips of Boondocks.
We also need Gary Trudeau. But he is alive and well and fresh daily...with new and current comic strips...He also wants you back doing fresh and daily strips.
No he doesn't!
Why?
Because you might be the only cartoonist that Trudeau considers "competition."