Michael Phelps Does Hazeburg

Rosetta Stone is the world's largest on-line language learning company.
Their corporate headquarters are in Arlington, Virinia.
But their non-corporate hindquarters are in Hazeburg.

Theirs are the best-known hindquarters in Hazeburg not belonging to chicken or turkey.

Every day, over one million
poultry are "processed"
in Hazeburg, Virginia–
but some call it
Harrisonburg.

Recently, company spokesperson MICHAEL PHELPS visited
Rosetta Stone hindquarters
and feasted on arroz con pollo Hazeburger with Onion.