I Also Shot His Master's Voice!

This time, my M340 veapon
Victimized Victor the Dog
a/k/a
"His Master's Voice"

But only after
Baking the record,
Seasoned with white tofu flakes
And paprika

The cropper was uncompromised
But the evidence
Foolishly includes
The shooter's foot!

The Queen of Hearts
Was the presiding judge.
She described my deed as
"Malicious and Melticious
"Definitely not Delicious"
Then she proclaimed
OFF WITH HIS BLOG!








Shooter's Note
Divine intervention prevailed: The Lewis Carroll School of Logic granted me an executive pardon.