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Thursday, July 25, 2013

Ding Dong, The Prince Print Is Dead


No Lower Can You Get When Asphyxiated By The Net


Sources close to print, the method of applying ink to paper
in order to convey information to a mass audience,
have confirmed that the declining medium passed away
early Thursday morning.

The influential means of communication was 1,803....

Print, which had for nearly two millennia worked tirelessly
to spread knowledge around the globe in the form of books,
newspapers, magazines, pamphlets...reportedly succumbed
to its long battle with ill health, leaving behind
legions of readers who had for years benefited from
the dissemination of ideas made possible
by the advent of printed materials.





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Paul Oliverio at 12:09 PM

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