Though I prefer Firefox to Safari, I am proud of my Irish compatriots, MacBookie and iPaddy II. Upon arriving in cyberspace on the MacBook, my home page is a vegetable. For the internetgalactic journey, I need nutritional fortitude in the form of Vitamin H, as in Humor.
Therefore, I need ONION.COM and herein present horizontal bullets from their website:
Love and forgiveness of Christ to come in exciting new gel form...Jar of change on dresser sadly factoring into a number of financial decisions...Local ape thanks God it’s Friday...Select Starbucks coffeehouses conduct queuing experiment. They will have asshole lines exclusively for people too busy texting to know when they are next...Court rules Meryl Streep unable to be tried by jury as she has no peers...Afghanistan war memorial planners asked to adjust length once again...NASCAR driver's parents pay for congratulatory message on side of son’s car.
Where else can you read about an .05k Run to raise funds for diabetes or a house fire
that destroyed a package of Oreo cookies?
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Evolution did not begin with a gargoyle, nor a duck nor a beaver...
It began with an Onion. Each layer became another species. Some species were spicy.
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