Institute of Inane

After Professor DiMaria proved  Everything = Nothing,
the Lewis Carroll School of Logic had another mantra
and a whole lot of inspiration.

For the Lewis Carroll School, CIA research funding was as available 
as sunshine on a Southern California beach and begat the 
Institute of Inane Research.

The modus operandi of the I.I.R. was to start
with a conclusion and and then find
the data to prove it.

For example:  

Milk Can Kill!

In 1973, the Institute compared the lives
of one hundred American citizens
who drank milk prior to 1850.

Some were men and some were women.
Some were rich and some were poor.
They were from northern states,
southern states, eastern and western.

In 1973, the one thing these hundred people
had in common: They were all dead.

Therefore, Milk kills people!

Another project of the
Institute of Inane Research
involved what sounded
like a radio station.





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