Did he really say that?

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stained glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R.L.SWIHART

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Modern Family & Classic Joni






They are chainsawing paradise
To put up a parking lot








Cameron Tucker is obviously a fan of Joni Mitchell, so are the writers of Modern Family.
But here is what happens after "They paved paradise to put up a parking lot."


They took all the trees
And put 'em in a tree museum
And charged the people a dollar & a half
Just to see 'em.
Big Yellow Taxi



Blogger's Note
Eric Stonestreet, the actor who is sitting in the tree, will soon be seen in a Fatty Arbuckle biopic.

Pollock & Figg





At the Mad Museum
in Northern France,
Eugenie and her sister Athenais
look at a miniature Jackson Pollock
sculpted by U.S artist Joe Figg





AP Photo/Michel Spingler.




The text is "sculpted" from artdaily.com but they should have attached an asterik to Joe Figg.




Blogger's Note
I would be remiss in my duties if I did not add another slice of orange ink: Jackson Pollock

Onion & Apple





APPLE Promises
To Fix Glitches
In Map Software
By Rearranging
Earth's Geography







Onion reporter, Nina Shankar
has some earth-shattering news.
Another report is here.


Tuesday, December 4, 2012

A Five Spot











Portrait
Jasper Johns












Self-Standing
















I Saw The Figure
Charles Demuth













Mr. Five by Five
Jimmy Rushing









The Only Thing I Wear
Marilyn Monroe

Monday, December 3, 2012

Self-Explanatory


Tony Carillo

Besame Beatles & Jefferson High School



I had this very diverse little record collection from which I was culling material. I remember I had the Coasters' Zing Went The Strings Of My Heart, which was on the b-side of Yakety Yak. I can look back on these records and see what it was I liked. With Besame Mucho by the Coasters, it's a minor song and it changes to a major, and where it changes to a major is such a big moment musically. That major change attracted me so much.
-Paul McCartney

The Coasters recorded Besame Mucho in 1960. But in 1958, Richard Berry–lead singer on Riot in Cell Block #9–recorded Besame Mucho



Were I to have taught at Jefferson High School in the middle–instead of the end–of the Twentieth Century, I could have had an impressive cast of students. At least four of whom sang on original recordings by the Coasters: Richard Berry, Obie "Young" Jessie, Leon Hughes, and Cornel Gunter. (If you care to google those names, please add Shirley Gunter and Jessie Belvin.)
Had I taught there in the Thirties and Forties
Enough about me.

The time has come
The walrus said
To question one last thing
Did Paul McCartney ever Do
Besame Mucho with wings?


Blogger's Notes
This post has been on the back-burner of the PLAN 9 MUSIC
concept for at least fifteen years.

Leon Hughes is the "Uncle" of Nikki Hill

Happy hyperlinking!

And–before I can say Ralph Bunche, Alvin Ailey, and Emmett Ashford–
I hope you have a good time googling!