Did he really say that?

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stained glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R.L.SWIHART

Thursday, March 28, 2013

AMBROSE BIERCE Definitions


Ambrose Bierce

AUCTIONEER:
The man who proclaims with a hammer
that he has picked a pocket with his tongue.


EGOTIST:
One who is more interested in himself than he is in me




From 
The Devil's Dictionary 


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