Did he really say that?

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more liquid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I think therefore I blog = RENEE DESCARTES

Friday, August 2, 2013

#1002 SKIDOO





The GODFATHER OF MATH
continues here

See you there...



The Black People Of Long Beach















AND THEN THERE WAS LOVE...
Obviously, the muralist was under the influence of Aaron Douglas
who was one of the greatest painters of the Harlem Renaissance.


Thursday, August 1, 2013

Ernie In KovacsLand


It
is
as
if
ALICE GREW A MUSTACHE

and
slept
until
1950
then
became
THE LEWIS CARROLL OF TV COMEDY




not one more word from me can do justice to the genius of Ernie Kovacs



Wednesday, July 31, 2013

The Original Twin...(#999)





At the Church of the Solid Cinder
There was no Original Sin
But there was the Original Twin

So much smaller in stature
With eyes never opened wide
Little Joey Christ was equally crucified

Except for the Solid Cinder
All scripture is at a loss
Accounting for the miniature cross

Big Brother Jesus
Got all the press
Little Twin Joey always made a mess

Present at the Miracle
Of the Loaves & Fishes
Joey washed all the dishes

Smashing plates while
Turning water into mud
Joey's only words were Thud Thud Thud

Of Joey's official miracle
History gave no talk
Little Joey Christ made chocolate into chalk

But no devil is
This Little He
Who only believed in tomfoolery

As for me,
The scribe I be
May need hide in a vault

If only
To avoid
Becoming a pile of salt

**********************


This page would not exist without the approval of Father Frank, a/k/a Monsignor Oliverio

This page would not exist without the inspiration of Jack McCarthy & Raymond Peterssen

This page would not exist without the laughter of my two favorite Peetniks: rls and sh

Without the existence of my fiance, this blog would have perished four hundred pages ago

This reader–a/k/a YOU–may or may not blog-search for any of the above

Peetniks is the copyrighted property of Peets Coffee

The Original Twin is the copyrighted property of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic

Have a nice day and a better evening

Monday, July 29, 2013

STOP...In The Name of.................. ............. Supreme 4-Letter Words...



S-T-O-P

...is the only four-letter word in the English language whereby...

Each letter of the word commences either a three-letter word
AND a four-letter word

or

Two four-letter words


S-top (+) S-pot


T-op (+) T-ops


O-pt (+) O-pts


P-ot (+) P-ost

Gosh oh Golly: it sure helps
when one of the four letters is

THE GREAT PLURALIZER (=) s



Sunday, July 28, 2013

Falabella



Best Photos of the Day
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7/28/13



A model presents a creation by Falabella brand in the Colombia Design gateway during the Colombiamoda fashion show in Medellin, Antioquia department, Colombia, on July 25, 2013.
AFP PHOTO/Raul Arboleda





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