Did he really say that?

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stained glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R.L.SWIHART

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

The Original Twin...(#999)

At the Church of the Solid Cinder
There was no Original Sin
But there was the Original Twin

So much smaller in stature
With eyes never opened wide
Little Joey Christ was equally crucified

Except for the Solid Cinder
All scripture is at a loss
Accounting for the miniature cross

Big Brother Jesus
Got all the press
Little Twin Joey always made a mess

Present at the Miracle
Of the Loaves & Fishes
Joey washed all the dishes

Smashing plates while
Turning water into mud
Joey's only words were Thud Thud Thud

Of Joey's official miracle
History gave no talk
Little Joey Christ made chocolate into chalk

But no devil is
This Little He
Who only believed in tomfoolery

As for me,
The scribe I be
May need hide in a vault

If only
To avoid
Becoming a pile of salt


This page would not exist without the approval of Father Frank, a/k/a Monsignor Oliverio

This page would not exist without the inspiration of Jack McCarthy & Raymond Peterssen

This page would not exist without the laughter of my two favorite Peetniks: rls and sh

Without the existence of my fiance, this blog would have perished four hundred pages ago

This reader–a/k/a YOU–may or may not blog-search for any of the above

This writer–a/k/a MEwill shortly resume usage of that terminal dot thingy

Peetniks is the copyrighted property of Peets Coffee

The Original Twin is the copyrighted property of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic

Have a nice day and a better evening

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