Did he really say that?

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stained glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R.L.SWIHART

Saturday, September 1, 2012

If You Put...

The cart before the horse
Your insurance rates go up.

But if you put
Your heart before the course of your life
Then you will only have
To deal with heartbreak.

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