Did he really say that?

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stained glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R.L.SWIHART

Saturday, March 17, 2012

The Function of America

f(America) = (-h) (b) (F) (N)

where
b = Be all that you can be.....F = Love your Family.....
N = Love your Neighbor and your neighborhood.....
and (-h) = Do not hurt anyone. Just be good!

Multiply these variables together and the Function of America will be defined for ALL values of human beings.

To quote from the King James Brown Bible:
The first syllable of Function is "Funk."

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