Did he really say that?

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stained glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R.L.SWIHART

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Onion Apology



As a respite from a seriously lengthy blogpost, as a digression from deep thinking...I discovered an example of an advertiser's nightmare.
When a writer combines such phrases as "meat sheets" with "goop out of a tube" and the image of marshmellow bread, all I can think is "Did he/she really say that? I am sooooo jealous!"

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So do not look
Under the bread
Because
What is there
Always tastes better with
Your eyes closed
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Enjoy the read but hopefully not on a full stomach! Then please come back to click on the red dot below the silly poem.

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