Did he really say that?

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stained glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R.L.SWIHART

Sunday, June 3, 2012

The Stealth Artist


GOOD ARTISTS BORROW, GREAT ARTISTS STEAL


The corrected quote is "All artists steal. Only the best artists do it with stealth."
They do so in a way as to be beyond suspicion. If the artist's medium is words, then the great artist might only steal a single line. But sometimes that single line can be as obvious as the tip of your nose.

To describe Bob Dylan as a great artist is to be guilty of understatement.
One of his most famous songs is Just Like A Woman, from the ultra-classic 1966 double album Blonde on Blonde.
But, in 1946, he was a kindergarten kid named Robert Zimmerman.
That year, Louis Jordan composed and recorded Aint That Just Like A Woman This link will lead you to a most entertaining video and I will now lead you to the lyrics of the ultra-poetic
Mr. Jordan.

There was Adam, happy as a man could be
Till Eve got him messin’ with that old apple tree
Ain’t that just like a woman? (3x)
They’ll do it every time
Lot took his wife down to the corner for a malted
She wouldn’t mind her business, boy, did she get salted
Ain’t that just like a woman? (3x)
They’ll do it every time
Samson thought Delilah was on the square
Till one night she clipped him all his hair
Ain’t that just like a woman? (3x)
They’ll do it every time
From our history books we all learned
Nero fiddled while Rome was burned
Ain’t that just like a woman? (3x)
They’ll do it every time
Marie Antoinette met some hungry cats at the gate
They was crying for bread, she said, "Let them eat cake"
Ain’t that just like a woman? (3x)
They’ll do it every time
You can buy a woman clothes
And give her money on the side
No matter what you do
She ain’t never satisfied
Ain’t that just like a woman? (3x)
They’ll do it every time

Does the existence of the Louis Jordan song mean that Bob Dylan is less of an artist and more of a thief?
ABSOLUTELY NOT THE CASE!

Mr. Dylan stole two thirds of the title from Mr. Jordan. Nothing more! The Dylan song is case-specific; the Jordan song is a comedic historical overview of the female gender. Mr. Dylan sang about someone who "aches just like a woman but breaks just like a little girl." It is impossible to imagine any of the women referenced by Mr. Jordan ever breaking like a little girl. If the last sentence was false then Marie Antoinette would have said "Let them eat cupcakes."

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Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!

"I HAVE SAID IT THRICE. WHAT I TELL YOU THREE TIMES IS TRUE."

This is not an original quote. I just stole it, word for word, from Lewis Carroll. The theft was motivated by my inner snark.

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