Did he really say that?

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stained glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R.L.SWIHART

Friday, June 1, 2012

Onion Souffle

 

Their next page is here.


How can I describe Onion News
let me count the ways
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And this last reason...

Whereas both the Colbert Report and the Daily Show have–
at least–a tangential connection to Real Events,
Onion News Week in Review,
is pure invention.

It is the only Newsroom in the world where you can find
the forgiveness of Our Lord available in gel form



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