Did he really say that?

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stained glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R.L.SWIHART

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Another Letter From LCSoL




Mr. Oliverio (a/k/a G. FatMat)

We appreciate your returning the suppressed chapter of ALICE IN WONDERLAND. However, we did not expect you to suppress most of its' contents from your blogsite. The other item you returned–the "Little Alice" figurine–is now back in her rightful place: the Wonderland Velour Garden. Once again, she enhances the infamous sign:
Paranoia is never having to say you're lonely because there is always someone close behind you.


This is the last opportunity for you to share a full page of The Wasp In A Wig text from the 1977 SMITHSONIAN Magazine article.
Enlargement is but one click away.

Akin to last opportunities, your recent post of Marcel DuTramp's dreamworld poetry will be his last appearance on these pages–despite the poetic sentiment being contrary to the spirit of the Resident Artist/Poet of the Long Beach Jetty.
Dreams must always end
But you can always pretend.


Do not be discouraged, Paul, because We Three are mirthematically joined at the hips. The creator of ALICE IN WONDERLAND would have it no other way and our parents will always love you. Therefore, we paraphrase (poorly phrase?) the Walrus:
The time has come
The Juniors said
–From their Piscataway perch
–To give bloggerhythm
To the Institute of Inane Research

Sincerely,
Etta Seamster & Daniel DiMaria
Lewis Carroll School of Logic (a/k/a LCSoL)
Piscataway, NJ 08854


That's the story of
That's the Glory of Love.

The Schnozz

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