The United States' greatest gift from France
Is the Statue of Liberty.
France's greatest gift from the United States
Is Josephine Baker
France got the better end of the deal.
Ms. Baker moved the entire country
Into a state of ecstasy
Ms. Liberty hasn't moved an inch
Since she got planted in the ocean.
Josephine famously did a banana dance
But she also had something to say
Did he really say that?
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stained glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R.L.SWIHART