Did he really say that?
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stained glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R.L.SWIHART
Sunday, February 24, 2013
Afterlife News From Onion & Oregano
From the Onion News Network:
SADDAM HUSSEIN COMPLAINING TO OTHER ANGELS
ABOUT ALL THE JEWS IN HEAVEN
From the Oregano News Organization:
Not only is Saddam in heaven but so is Hitler.
According to reports from the Kingdom of God,
Neither Adolph Hitler nor Saddam Hussein have genitalia.
But both have jobs mopping floors in the industrial basement
Of the Eternal Five Towns Condominium Complex.
When the Fuhrer mops the floor,
He can still do a hellacious goose-step
But Hitler always falls on his ass
And we can hear what then happens...
WHAT WE CALL THUNDER IS ACTUALLY THE SOUND
OF SIX MILLION JEWS LAUGHING
Oregano News Organization is an affiliate of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic.