Depressed Groundhog Sees Shadow Of Rodent He Once Was
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA
According to sources, clinically depressed groundhog and weather prognosticator Punxsutawney Phil awoke from his slumber this early morning, peered directly into his soul, and saw but a mere pathetic shadow of the rodent he once was.
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