Did he really say that?
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stained glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R.L.SWIHART
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Calling All Girls
Duplicate this feat
With both feet skybound,
Cautiously & daily.
Upon returning to the ground
Then marry your best employee
But follow instructions to the letter
YOU can be First Lady of the USA
If not something better
Thank you, Michelle Obama, for allowing Jay Leno to share
this photograph with his viewing audience.
Thank you, Michelle, for not opting to make a million bucks
with a simple infomercial about curing asthma.
Attention Gentleman & Gentlewomen,
you may now start your