Christ tells us to become as little children, but little children cannot understand the differential calculus.
Mr. Bertrand Russell
That is a brilliant observation but you seriously miss the mark. The Mr. Christ to whom you refer was portrayed in that thing called the Bible as a fictional character. Do not take these words literally! Keep in mind, the same Christ person gave a multiplication lesson involving loaves and fishes but the Biblical editors decided that "Multiplication" stories don't sell books. Therefore, they called it a miracle.
Not only does God not exist but try getting a plumber on a Saturday night.
Mr. Woody Allen
Why don't you try God's plan for finding a plumber on a Saturday night. Just think of Mary Magdelene and then think sleazier. Contact the sleaziest, easiest woman you know and send her to the sleaziest saloon on a Saturday night. Naturally, one of the patrons there will be a plumber. Have your Ms. Sleazy take him home–to your house–with all his plumbing tools. Make Ms. EasySeazy swear to be his sex slave after fixing your plumbing problems.
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