Did he really say that?

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stained glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R.L.SWIHART

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Happy Unniversary!

One year ago plus one day ago, the Occupy Wall Street movement set its bowels in motion. The 99% who do not own what the other 1% own damned the powers associated with that thing called money.
Pooh pooh on you if you were not one of us, said the 99 because if you are one of the 1, you are a bad person.
The math was simple and so were their minds.

LESS THAN 1% OF THE POPULATION CONTROL 90% OF THE WEALTH AND POWER OF THIS GREAT LAND GREATLY IMBALANCED LAND.

The Occupy Wall Streeters (OWS) reverberated in cities where there was no street named Wall but, in these cities, all the walls were built by the obviously evil 1%.

The whole movement is a variation on the theme of Know thy enemy and ignore thy enemy but be sure to blame someone else.
That is, if I–perchance–am just too damn lazy to apply for a job, there is no reason to do otherwise. Simply what I should then do is blame my non-employment on a modified decimal point and label them the Sisters of Satan. If I am too lazy to not become one of the HAVES, I will partner down with the other HAVE NOTS and urinate on the HAVES.

The leader of the leaderless Occupy Wall Streeters might as well be Stach U. O. Libiti.*
Gimme your poor
Your stoned
Your minorites majoring in not having a life
But don't touch my microphone

Here cometh the truth–and its scary as ever: The 99 million fingers of the 9.9 million protestors are all pointing in the wrong direction. It is not the wealthy powernauts that is the problem. The problem is the ignorant!

Prithee peoples
Forget the venomous Wall Street one percent. Wealth to the wicked will always be and always has been.
It is not the one percent/wall streeters that is the problem It is the one digit IQers that is the ultimate downfall of you, me, the sky and the sea.
Intelligence Quotient is at an all-time low and getting lower.

I HAVE AN I.Q. THAT IS THE SAME AS THE NUMBER OF DAYS IN THE WEEK. IT USED TO BE HIGHER BUT I FORGOT HOW TO SPELL MISSISSIPPI
You may never hear those exact words because the subconscious has a mute button that translates into bravado on a conscious level. The biggest fear is when the block-quoted speaker has a position of authority. Often they are associated with Fox News or they simply spell out the letters M-S-N-B-C.

A classic David Letterman survey determined that, at any given moment, eighty-seven percent of the people in this world are stupid. But it is never the same people.
Therefore, a desirable goal in life is to be part of the other thirteen percent as often as possible.


*"Stach U. O. Libiti" is the copyrighted property of the Lewis Carroll School of logic.

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