Did he really say that?

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stained glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R.L.SWIHART

Monday, December 24, 2012

Bone Appetit

In 1962–years before the world feasted on Beatles music–four lads from Liverpool had a different kind of Christmas feast in Germany.

The minister attached to the Mission said, "Would anyone like to say grace?" and George in his wonderful deadpan way said, "Yes, thank Christ for the soup."
The minister said, "Any more of that and you're all out."
We ate steaks and we found out later that they were horse steaks.
We'd eaten a horse for Christmas.

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