They are chainsawing paradise
To put up a parking lot
Cameron Tucker is obviously a fan of Joni Mitchell, so are the writers of Modern Family.
But here is what happens after "They paved paradise to put up a parking lot."
They took all the trees
And put 'em in a tree museum
And charged the people a dollar & a half
Just to see 'em.
Big Yellow Taxi
Eric Stonestreet, the actor who is sitting in the tree, will soon be seen in a Fatty Arbuckle biopic.