Did he really say that?

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stained glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R.L.SWIHART

Monday, July 23, 2012

Dinner Theater



Most of my meals are eaten standing up. Directly below the stage is the kitchen sink. It is a well-known bachelor fact that eating on your feet sends all the calories straight down to your toes. I think I now have twelve of them.



Would you like a bite of my tuna fish sandwich?

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