Did he really say that?

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stained glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R.L.SWIHART

Friday, July 27, 2012

Michael Phelps Does Hazeburg

Rosetta Stone is the world's largest on-line language learning company.
Their corporate headquarters are in Arlington, Virinia.
But their non-corporate hindquarters are in Hazeburg.

Theirs are the best-known hindquarters in Hazeburg not belonging to chicken or turkey.

Every day, over one million
poultry are "processed"
in Hazeburg, Virginia–
but some call it

Recently, company spokesperson MICHAEL PHELPS visited
Rosetta Stone hindquarters
and feasted on arroz con pollo Hazeburger with Onion.

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