THIS IS ERIC BLEDSOE...
And Bledsoe scored over Blache [rhymes with Wash]...
Please repeat three times:Bledsoe over Blache
Beldsoe over Blache
Boldsoe over Blache...close enough!
But I be lovin' Chris Paul, who wears my name
And knows the game of basketball
Like Einstein knows science...like Jesus knows love of mankind
When the game is on the line...Mr. Paul is on his game...
It was a two-point game with nineteen seconds.
Chris Paul has the ball eight feet from the basket.
He jumps with the ball. He shoots...
He is blocked from behind. He is in mid-air...
The ball goes from left hand to right hand.
He is still in mid-air...
He shoots with zero respect for gravity.
Divine intervention intervenes...
The ball goes through the hoop.
And Mr. Paul falls
Hard on the hardwood...FOUL
It is a three-point play...
Brooklyn loses while Chris Paul's Clippers
Sail on to victory.
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