Did he really say that?

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stained glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R.L.SWIHART

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Gang Wear Of The Ultimate Chollos

............It looks as if the Ku Klux Klan got a makeover at Traffic Cone School with embroidered gang symbols
-Skip Schneidly

Reporting from the Papal Conclave in the Vatican, Mr. Schneidly is the fashion editor of the Oregano News Organization but the photograph was stolen from the Onion News Network

The Oregano News Organization is about to scoop all other News media as to the real reason Pope Benedict retired

According to Caryl Hobbes, Chancellor of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic, this astounding revelation may well be the reason his "bosses"--Etta Seamster & Daniel DiMaria--have gone incognito and incommunicado

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