PATIENT: Today is not my birthday
SYLLABLENDER: Today is your Un-Birthday
PATIENT: A merry merry Un-Birthday to me
SYLLABLENDER: A merry merry Un-Birthday to you
PATIENT: We have something to celebrate
SYLLABLENDER: I'm sorry, your hour is up
......See you next week
PATIENT: I'll wear my Un-Birthday suit
SYLLABLENDER: Only if you promise not to sue
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Alice made a short calculation, and said, "Seven years and six months."
"Wrong!" Humpty Dumpty exclaimed triumphantly. "You never said a word like it!"
"I though you meant 'How old are you?'" Alice explained.
"If I'd meant that, I'd have said it," said Humpty Dumpty.
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