Did he really say that?

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stained glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R.L.SWIHART

Monday, November 19, 2012


Harold Halfwise had a brainstorm and a lot of money. He decided to publish a newspaper with nothing but good news. But the worst news is that his idea was an astounding failure.
Proof of this was looking no further than the sports section.

Dallas Cowboys-24 ______-

Green Bay Packers-38 ______-

San Francisco 49ers-28 ______-

Chicago Bears-17 ______-
On a winter Monday, after a full slate of NFL Football games, only the winning teams were allowed to be named.

There has got to be a better way.

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