Harold Halfwise had a brainstorm and a lot of money. He decided to publish a newspaper with nothing but good news. But the worst news is that his idea was an astounding failure.
Proof of this was looking no further than the sports section.
On a winter Monday, after a full slate of NFL Football games, only the winning teams were allowed to be named.Dallas Cowboys-24 ______-
Green Bay Packers-38 ______-
San Francisco 49ers-28 ______-
Chicago Bears-17 ______-
There has got to be a better way.