Did he really say that?

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stained glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R.L.SWIHART

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

I Also Shot His Master's Voice!

This time, my M340 veapon
Victimized Victor the Dog
"His Master's Voice"

But only after
Baking the record,
Seasoned with white tofu flakes
And paprika

The cropper was uncompromised
But the evidence
Foolishly includes
The shooter's foot!

The Queen of Hearts
Was the presiding judge.
She described my deed as
"Malicious and Melticious
"Definitely not Delicious"
Then she proclaimed

Shooter's Note
Divine intervention prevailed: The Lewis Carroll School of Logic granted me an executive pardon.

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