Did he really say that?

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stained glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R.L.SWIHART

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

The Wright Angle

I took lessons in bicycle riding but I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle.
Steven Wright

Not only but also...

My neighbor has a circular driveway. He can't get out.

When I was five years old I was on a merry go round. There was a gunshot nearby. The horses stampeded. There I was running down the street on a purple wooden horse.

The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.

It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died, they'd just stay up there. hunters would all be confused.

I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to the North Pole. Now Santa Claus is missing.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard on duty.

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

And then some.

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