“They called it a miracle but it was supposed to be an instructional lesson.”
“What do you mean?”
“I had some family chores but I came from a different kind of family. Feeding the poor was definitely high on the list.”
“So that it is what you did.”
“Because feeding them was a natural reflex. I meant to teach them how to multiply using fish and bread but all they did was eat.”
Did he really say that?
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stained glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R.L.SWIHART