Did he really say that?

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = GEORGE CARLIN...Stained glass, engraved glass, frosted glass–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R.L.SWIHART

Monday, November 19, 2012

Thank Emo

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way and stole a bicycle. Then I asked him to forgive me.
Emo Phillips

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